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Je ne connais pas encore bien all les personnages du fow, donc je ne fais pas tout le monde ><

Donatello: Tyler , you're my best friend.
Tyler : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Tyler : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Donatello: Tyler , can I ask you a question?
Tyler : You just did.
Donatello: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Tyler : You just did.
Donatello, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Tyler : You just did.
Donatello: When?!
Tyler : Just now.

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Felix: Hi-
Mihno: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Isome: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Isome: Oh no, where did it go?
Tao: ISOME WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Tao : Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Tao: Oh, look! A butterfly!

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Felix, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!
Minho: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

Athanaius: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

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Goosebump: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Goosebump: It's me.

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Javier: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Xanamath: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Bing Bang: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Inuko: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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Diego: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Locke: ...

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Javier: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Rithy: You mean glory days?
Javier: Ah, that too.

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Voilà ce que ça m'a donné 8D

@Torres Maria : Look guys, I need help.
@Roblès Javier : Love help?
@Walker Loan : Financial help?
@Kim Rithy : Emotional help?
@Schorre Rikki : Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Rikki*
@Schorre Rikki : What?

À moi, à moi

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Minho : Does anybody know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Javier : If I make you a breakfast in bed, a little "thank you" is all I need.
Javier : Not all this "how did you get into my house?" business

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Rithy : Damnit, you ruin everything!
Dona : You're welcome

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Dona: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Minho: What? No, I—
Javier: *enters room*
Dona: *jaw clenches*

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Javier: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Jacob: Thank god.

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Tyler: You have friends and I envy that.
Maria: You're welcome to share my friends.
Tyler: *looks at Rithy and Dona*
Tyler: I don't want those.

J'en ai lancé une, et franchement, j'ai immédiatement pensé à @Balcani Donatello

Dona : Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

(Edit : et celle-là pour @Schorre Rikki :D

Dexter: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Sinister: Me too!)

Tao: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Qiaoying: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Tyler: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Donatello: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

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OniChan: I think I need a hug...
Isome: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
OniChan: You... you can let go now.
Isome: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Tao: I am a ninja.
Luka: No, you’re not.
Tao: Did you see me do that?
Luka: Do what?
Tao: Exactly.

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Tao: What are you guys doing?
Inuko: Like in life in general or-
Okuni: Not much. Why, what's up?
Tao: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.
Okuni: Assassins Creed?
Tao: Animals Creed.
Inuko: Assassins Crossing.

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Isome: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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OniChan: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Javier: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Parce que why not-


Dona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Xiao: You’re a hazard to society
Inuko: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Ethan: So what's for dinner?
Matthew, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Diego: Can you keep a secret?
Rithy: Do you know anything about my life?
Diego: No I do not.Good point.

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Tao, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Tao: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Tao: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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*Dona and Tyler are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Dona: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Tyler, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Diego: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Xiao: I made tea.
Qiao: I don’t want tea.
Xiao: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Qiao: Then why are you telling me?
Xiao: It is a conversation starter.
Qiao: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Xiao: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Loan, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Maria: How?
Loan: How what?
Maria: How could they be worse?
Loan: They couldn’t, I lied.
Maria:

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Xiao: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kyo: AS ENEMIES?!
Xiao:

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Tao: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Qiao: That doesn't exist.
Tao: Not with that attitude.

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Orion: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Rithy: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Diego: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.